They said it couldn’t be done. They said science could never be used to determine the best product on the internet. They said even the human spirit has its limits. But I knew better. So I made Want or Hate, a place where your vote matters. Want it? Hate it? You decide. Humanity benefits.
Use the thumbs up and thumbs down buttons to vote on each product!
The Lean Essentials Wallet is made of a single piece of leather folded 3 times over and hand-fastened with cord. It is, effectively, a super-slim wallet. A pickpocket can’t even see that your have a wallet. It’s invisible. It is also one of the most stylish leather wallets in existence.
I’ve always thought that I would be a much better Eddard Stark than Eddard Stark, in that I would still be alive and totally conquering everybody. I got to prove that point when I played the Game of Thrones Boardgame. Well, I say proved. I lost to the Greyjoys, but that happens some times.
When it comes to vehicle design, Homer Simpson might actually be a genius. With a secondary dome for children, five different horns, outdoor slushy holders, and an engine which will make others “think the world is ending,” the Homer car is the embodiment of the American dream. All from the mind of America’s favorite idiot.
The best reviewed 3D printer on Amazon, the FlashForge allows anyone to print their own pirated Warhammer models, iPhone cases, and guns. And other stuff, I suppose. But not cars. You can’t print a car. Yet.
Be the ball. This human bowling ball set includes an inflatable alley, pins, and, of course, the plastic cage in which you will roll to victory. The set does not include all the beer you and your friends will be drinking when you play this.
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50 feet, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations. Simply place snow in the forming chamber and close the lid; it packs three perfectly spherical snowballs. To blast your mark, place one snowball in the muzzle, aim the launcher, and pull back the slingshot mechanism—the distance a snowball travels depends on the force applied. Because the blaster is powered by elastomers instead of batteries, it provides uninterrupted, fast-action play. Made of durable, cold-resistant plastic. Includes targets for shooting practice.
It’s Log, Log, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s Log, Log, it’s better than bad, it’s good!
Everyone wants a log! You’re gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!
Cherry pits are a serious global problem. Billions die every day chocking on cherry pits or using complicated cherry pitters that break or explode. The team of scientists and engineers behind the Cherry Chomper saw this problem and said “No more! We will not vanish without a fight. We will not go quietly into the night!” And so they invented this cute contraption.
Do you wish that your iPhone looked less like a Star Trek tricorder and more like a piece of wood. Then this is the product for you. Beautifully crafted from bamboo, this iPhone case protects your tech while harkening back to a time when you were still a hipster.
Time is, like, an ice cube, man. It melts away in life’s fire, or whatever. Pay homage to Salvador Dali’s great painting, “Persistence Of Memory,” with this shelf clock. It requires no mounting and is a great conversation starter, especially if you are high.
Mercury is fun, but notoriously dangerous. Luckily there is gallium. Gallium will freeze into a solid at room temperature, but melt back into a liquid right in your hand. It is non-toxic and safe to handle for long periods of time (you still shouldn’t ingest it, though). It is the second best way to teach your children that chemistry can be fun. The first best way is to make them watch Breaking Bad. You can buy both gallium and seasons 1 through 4 of Breaking Bad at Amazon.com. Just click the link below.
Before you retire to decide the fate of my client, the Deep Sea Diver Loose Tea Strainer, I ask the jury to consider two things: first, loose tea tastes better than tea from bags; and second, this tea strainer is cute as hell. I rest my case.
That accident was the other guy’s fault. Use this Dual Lens Vehicle Blackbox to prove your innocence in the court of law. These things are incredibly popular in Russia. They are the reason there are so many videos of the Chelyabinsk meteor, and the reason there are so many amusing car accidents on youtube. This thing will pay for itself in out-of-court settlements.
Making your own lunch is easy and fun… said no one ever. Until the Just Bento cookbook. Culturally appropriated without permission from the great nation of Japan, bento lunches are actually fast and easy to make, not to mention tasty and improbably portable.
“Go The Fuck To Sleep” is the hit children’s picture book that swept through the nation’s disgruntled parent market like a hair lice epidemic. Now, with the audiobook version, you don’t even have to read the book to your kid. Samuel L. Jackson’s soothing voice has got you covered.
Beads of sweat form on my forehead, catching the dim lamp light. I raise my hand and put pressure on the trigger, but I hesitate. My hand is shaking. I review the events that lead me to this damp, dark basement. What choices brought me here? The drinking, the drugs, that party. I think the mob was there? The memories start fading together, swirling around as I come back into the present to confront my fate. We live our lives with no knowledge of the probabilities which determine our destinies. 1:6 odds. Live or get wet. This is it. I squeeze the trigger.
Pop the days away with this extremely satisfying bubble wrap calendar. The only problem is you wont be able to stop. Before you know it, the whole year will be popped. And then what will you have? Nothing, you fool.
Real men don’t water down their liquor. But sometimes a real man wants his whiskey chilled. There’s nothing wrong with that. Unfortunately, science tells us that ice is made out of water. The solution to your dilemma: whiskey stones.