Raptor Hoodie

raptor-hoodie
When I was a young lad, I wanted to be a T-Rex. Then I saw Jurassic Park and realized that raptors were where it’s at. They hunt in packs, they have horrifying toenails. They communicate with guttural shrieks that ring out like a nightmarish dinner bell. But you’re the dinner. Where was this hoodie when I as growing up?
 

 

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